Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Letters to me Part Trois

Dear Alyssa,
You finally bought the shoes to wear with me.
Now throw a blazer on to take down the slut factor
and you're good.
Your pink polka-dot mini dress
Dear Alyssa,
I love you just as much as you love me!
Ok, maybe not quite as much.
Ok that's a lie. I don't ever really
like you.
-Your new station at work
Dear Alyssa,
This is never going to work out.
Weight Watchers
While we appreciate the daily scooping of the
litter box, the flea medicine and the frequent
wet food, we'd still rather be cuddling under
the covers with
you and dad.
Gus and Dixie
Dear Alyssa,
Dust me off.
It's about time.
-Your Bible

1 comment:

  1. Such a funny post!! I especially liked the one from Gus and Dixie..sounds like my Ravey!!


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