Thursday, June 30, 2011

Letters to Me {Part 5}


I really appreciate all the work you've been putting in for me.

Now just kick it into high gear, go to the gym more than twice a week

and lay off the chocolate milk and we're good to go!


Your Bikini.


A tan wouldn't hurt either.


You prick,

What the *&@^?!?!?!

Why in the #^&@ would you even ATTEMPT more

than one abs class in a week?!?! Remember this morning when you couldn't

even get out of the bed?!?! What the &#@ did you think going to abs class

again would help?!?!

^#%@ you!!

-Your abs.



Every second of every hour of every day I'm getting closer.

And there's nothing you can do about it.


Your 24th birthday.


Dear Alyssa,

I'm waiting for you! And I'm perfect! I'm the right color, in the right location and at the right price! I have four bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths and a two car garage. Not to mention a storm room! (Because we know those come in handy!) I have a spacious master bedroom with a HUGE walk-in closet with racks for all of your shoes! A come with a big fenced-in back yard for that dog you want and a front porch that will look so nice decorated for Christmas. Your master bath has Jack and Jill sinks and that garden tub you've always wanted! I saved the best for last: a fireplace right in the living room! I knew you'd love it. Can't wait to be your home!

Waiting patiently!

-Your first house.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Tattoos and Chivalry. Delicious Combination.

Got my Life and Style yesterday! Whatever day it comes on, THAT'S my favorite day of the week.

This week's big story was Lindsay Lohan's house arrest. A two page spread of her whining about how it sucks to be locked in a huge house with lots of stuff and how she's changed (for real this time). Pathetic. And who puts wall-sized portraits of themselves in their house?

I have become totally OBSESSED with Sons of Anarchy. I didn't think I would like this show when Chris suggested we watch it on Netflix. We just finished season 1 tonight and we've got two more full seasons to watch before season 4 starts in September. I find myself wanting to get a pair of motorcycle boots and a "ride til I die" tattoo. Probably need a bike first.

Speaking of tattoo, I HAVE been seriously considering taking a leap and getting another one. Something like this pretty owl for my dad (wisdom. get it?). Probably not anytime soon though. I mean I "seriously considered" it for two years before I got the one that I have.

I cannot WAIT for the weekend. Saturday we're going to the river with some friends. Maybe I can get an ounce of a tan. I'm kinda pasty since I quit fake baking. Pale isn't hot but you know what else isn't hot? Melanoma.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

June 25, 2002

Yesterday, June 25th, marked 9 years with Chris. We were 14 and 15 when we got together at church camp in Gatlinburg, TN. The first picture in the line-up is the very first picture we ever took together. At a Dairy Queen in the arcade under the Space Needle. We would go to the observation deck at the top five years later on our honeymoon. Weird. He was so cute when he asked me out. So shy and that is SO unlike him. After services on Tuesday night he walked up to me and just kinda stood there for a minute without looking up. Still looking at the floor he said "...will you go out with me?" I said yes, he gave me the biggest hug I've ever got in my life and took my hand so everyone could see the good news. Nine years later whenever we're side by side, we're STILL always holding hands.

He had an earring and I liked that. The socks, not so much.

Letting me wear his hat. Kind of a big deal.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Kim K

I got my weekly issue of Life & Style (my fave magazine) in the mail yesterday. One of the headlines read "KIM'S WEDDING IN CRISIS". This girl needs a serious reality check.

I realize the irony in my own words since her entire life is a reality show. Is there really any point in a 2 MILLION dollar engagement ring other than to say "look how much money I have" and "my ring is bigger than yours"? No. Buy a nice ONE million dollar ring for the princess and then give the OTHER million to a worthy cause. Nope! Gotta use that other million on a few more karats. Nothing but 20 karats for Kim! Honey, you've been together 8 months. Like every other whirlwind Hollywood romance your publicity stunt marriage will last maybe 6 months. A year tops. I can give credit where credit is due. Her face is stunning to behold...I'm just tired of beholding it EVERYWHERE.

Speaking of faces, is there any face more offensive to the eyes than Tori Spelling's?

I don't think so.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Lunch Break Brooding

I want to go on vacation so bad!! We have a vacay planned for just the two of us the last week of July. We're staying at this huge awesome resort in Panama City. They have 11 pools, a golf course, a spa and best of all their own Starbucks. All I can think about is vacation with Chris. I picture us sitting in beach chairs, me wearing a floppy straw hat, both drinking Coronas (ok, maybe I'm drinking a Bahama Mama) and letting the surf hit our feet. Vacation consumes my thoughts! We had such a blast just for the short weekend we were in Atlanta. My mind nearly explodes thinking how much fun we'll have for a whole week! I don't wanna wait six more weeks! I wanna go NOW!
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