I really appreciate all the work you've been putting in for me.
Now just kick it into high gear, go to the gym more than twice a week
and lay off the chocolate milk and we're good to go!
A tan wouldn't hurt either.
What the *&@^?!?!?!
Why in the #^&@ would you even ATTEMPT more
than one abs class in a week?!?! Remember this morning when you couldn't
even get out of the bed?!?! What the &#@ did you think going to abs class
again would help?!?!
Every second of every hour of every day I'm getting closer.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
Your 24th birthday.
I'm waiting for you! And I'm perfect! I'm the right color, in the right location and at the right price! I have four bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths and a two car garage. Not to mention a storm room! (Because we know those come in handy!) I have a spacious master bedroom with a HUGE walk-in closet with racks for all of your shoes! A come with a big fenced-in back yard for that dog you want and a front porch that will look so nice decorated for Christmas. Your master bath has Jack and Jill sinks and that garden tub you've always wanted! I saved the best for last: a fireplace right in the living room! I knew you'd love it. Can't wait to be your home!
-Your first house.