Sunday, October 14, 2012

Letters to Me

What happened to not getting a sunburn in October?  You were applying spray-on sunblock in the wind, you idiot.  Learn from this.
-Your skin

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Dear Alyssa, 
You spent so much time looking for me and you've only worn me once.  Granted you looked fabulous.  Please make some rich friends who throw good parties so you can have somewhere to wear me.  Pleeeease?
-Your Lauren Conrad dress

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We don't have fleas and we're not sick.  We really don't need to go to the vet this morning.  Why don't you just stay in and watch movies instead?  It seems like that would be a much more productive use of your time.  Just lookin' out for you.
Gus and Dixie

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Thank you for not slutting it up this Halloween.  You're going to look devilishly awesome.  Wink.  =)
-Your Halloween costume


  1. I seriously giggled when I realized what this post was. It's very cute! A little advice to yourself and others without saying it directly. Like it.

  2. Haha. Thank you! And thanks for stopping by and reading!

  3. Haha, this is the cutest post. You need to have the hubs take you out on a grown up date so you can sport that dress again :)

    1. That's not a bad idea! It HAS been a while since we went to Ruth's Chris...


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