I believe pizza is always an acceptable breakfast option.
I believe there is only one true God.
I believe if cats could talk...they wouldn't.
I believe "I'm sorry" is the hardest thing in the world to say.
I believe life is short...so I'm going to eat that donut and not feel guilty about it.
I believe babies and animals can see things we can't.
I believe every little life deserves a chance.
I believe there's nothing so bad that it can't be fixed with a trip to Starbucks.
I believe in doing what you know is right instead of doing whatever makes you happy.
I believe not liking hot dogs is unnatural and also communism.
I believe some people are just evil and short of a divine miracle there's no amount of therapy, medicine, or love that can help them.
I believe in wearing dresses.
I believe in working to live, not the other way around.
I believe math is the work of demons who seek to confuse us.
I believe mental health days are sometimes a necessity.
I believe in never turning down free food.
What do you believe?